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Two noobz. One slushy. Zero help.

Gaming videos, vlogs and mukbangs since 2023. Merch from the two of us, Hamzah and Martin: the bubble logo, Hamzah versus Martin, Proud Slushy and a few more of our designs.

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2023Channel since
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Collection in focus

The bubble
logo.

SLUSHY NOOBZ in big glossy pink bubble letters, with the two of us drawn in the middle and a blue slushy cup with a green straw between us. It's our loudest logo, on tees, long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies, with kids' and youth sizes too.

  • Pink bubble letters: SLUSHY on top, NOOBZ below
  • Hamzah and Martin drawn with a slushy cup
  • In black or white, adult and kids' sizes
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Fresh in

Every design on a tee

From the crew

Staff picks of the season

Three pieces our team keeps reaching for, and why.

Staff pick: relaxed denim
NNadia R. · Merch team

The Hamzah Versus Martin hoodie

"Two stars, two faces and HAMZAH VERSUS MARTIN in huge cracked letters. It looks like a fight poster, and it's the one I grab first."

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Staff pick: leather loafer
EEthan P. · Customer care

The Proud Slushy tee

"A camera screen with two wigs on it and PROUD SLUSHY underneath in big black letters. People always ask about this one."

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Staff pick: ceramic mug set
MMaya T. · Design desk

The Happy Birthday crewneck

"A whole sheet cake with balloons, a photo in the middle and Slushy Noobz in red icing. It's the friendliest design we have."

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An (un)helpful guide to merch.

Every Slushy Noobz design on every garment, with kids' and youth sizes too.

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