Two noobz. One slushy. Zero help.
Gaming videos, vlogs and mukbangs since 2023. Merch from the two of us, Hamzah and Martin: the bubble logo, Hamzah versus Martin, Proud Slushy and a few more of our designs.
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Hoodies for a long stream
The bubble
logo.
SLUSHY NOOBZ in big glossy pink bubble letters, with the two of us drawn in the middle and a blue slushy cup with a green straw between us. It's our loudest logo, on tees, long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies, with kids' and youth sizes too.
- Pink bubble letters: SLUSHY on top, NOOBZ below
- Hamzah and Martin drawn with a slushy cup
- In black or white, adult and kids' sizes
Every design on a tee
Staff picks of the season
Three pieces our team keeps reaching for, and why.
The Hamzah Versus Martin hoodie
"Two stars, two faces and HAMZAH VERSUS MARTIN in huge cracked letters. It looks like a fight poster, and it's the one I grab first."
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The Proud Slushy tee
"A camera screen with two wigs on it and PROUD SLUSHY underneath in big black letters. People always ask about this one."
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The Happy Birthday crewneck
"A whole sheet cake with balloons, a photo in the middle and Slushy Noobz in red icing. It's the friendliest design we have."
Shop Happy Birthday →An (un)helpful guide to merch.
Every Slushy Noobz design on every garment, with kids' and youth sizes too.
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